Cliche Characters with a twist

Lillian the Librarian:
Lillian is a thirty-four year old single woman who spends every Monday through Friday as well as every Saturday morning in the Wellington Public Library where she works. Her poker straight brown hair is always pulled back tightly into a neat pony tail, as she prefers that her hair stays out of her face. From many years of reading her eyes had already grown weak, and she wore a cheap pair of wire framed glasses. Her eyes were green and almond shaped, and looked small behind her round wire glasses. She is tall and very thin, and wears a grey pencil-skirt and blazer everyday as she finds gray colored clothing the most practical. She lives by herself, and when she isn’t in the library, she is at her small one bedroom apartment. She has a nasal sounding voice and the most used word in her vocabulary is a harsh “Shhh!” Her pale skin and gray suits make her look like a dreary charcoal painting. Her nights are spent however in flashy and skimpy clothing as she works two towns over as a prostitute.

Buck the Bodybuilder:
Buck the Bodybuilder eats a strict diet of raw eggs, bright green vegetables pureed, and a great deal of protein. He is about six feet tall and weighs 250lbs of pure muscle. He has soft brown hair, dazzling white teeth, and sparkling blue eyes. He spends seven hours a day, seven days a week at the gym. When he is not working out at the gym, he is either participating in his classes at college, working as a part-time coach for younger kid, or starring as the quarter back of his school’s football team. Every girl that has ever brushed past Buck has experienced love at first sight. His positive personality is displayed as he flashes every awestruck girl with his bright smile and a sly wink of his eye. He also has a 3.9 GPA and is attending his school on a full scholarship. As confident as he appears, he often goes home and struggles with the secret that he is gay.

Randy the Redneck:
Randy is sixty-four years old, lives by himself in a small trailer in northern New York. He does not have running water and the electric only partially works, but he prefers things this way. His only companion is his old mutt dog named “dog”. His wife left him years ago, and his kids no longer talk to him. He spends his afternoons making moon shine, and his nights drinking it. He is short and stocky in stature, and his gray hair is balding to reveal the shiny part of the top of his head. He doesn’t own a computer, and drives a pick up truck that won’t work when the temperatures go below 10 degrees. He wears the same flannel red and black shirt every day with a worn and faded pair of blue jean overalls. He acquires his own food by hunting and gardening, and hasn’t been inside a store for nearly two years. Years ago he graduated from his college as a neuroscientist.

Charity the Cheerleader:
Charity is 5’ 3” with a tiny waist, think shapely arms and legs, and large breasts that hypnotize all of the boys both young and old with her cheer moves. Her long, platinum, blonde hair hangs past her lower back, but is often tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She has naturally rosy cheeks, cherry colored lips, and big brown eyes. She is the head cheerleader of her squad, and she dates the MVP football player. Her weekends are always busy—not with friends and school functions—but with long visits to the local hospital where she receives treatment for leukemia.

Pete the Pastor:
Pete graduated from a strict Christian university where he met his beautiful wife. They married and had three children, and Pete serves as a very religious pastor at their local church in town. They go to church every week and they have never missed a week. Pete and his wife do not allow their children to play with other “non-Christian” children, and their children are homeschooled as to avoid the “sinner’s world”. They prayer before every meal together which Pete’s wife prepares for the family as he believes that a woman’s place according to the bible is at the home to cook and clean for her husband and children. Pete believes everything the bible has to say, and spends a lot of time with missions work. Pete spends a lot of time in his office at the church where, unknown to everyone around him, he shoots up with heroine.